- Woman dies while trying to apply makeup and driving
- One mom, two wombs, three babies
- Giant squid caught on video camera by Japanese scientists
- California man sets himself aflame in protest of school vacation names
- Overtime gives prison guards fat salary
- SETI makes alien contact!
- U.S. Killed in Iraq Exceeds 9-11 Count
- Saddam Hussein's days are numbered--30 to be exact. He'll be executed Jan 27th
- The new $200 US bill has a picture of George Bush on it
- 911 dispatcher gets a call from her own son!
- Fate of the world and its energy crisis to be saved by...termites guts?
- Neat people are mean and make less money!
- 2,800 year old mummy discovered...with a sack of weed
- Exercise for your aging brain
- AllofMp3.com sued for 1.65 TRILLION dollars
- Bears have stopped hibernating due to "non-existent" global warming
- Former President Gerald Ford died
- Saddam Hussein writes: do not hate
- Gene discovered that may predisposition people towards depression
- For sale on ebay: Dream Holiday with a stranger
- FDA says cloned animals are OK to eat
- Health Penis speaks: People listen!!!
- Man drowns after rescuing 4-year-old in surf
- Saddam Hussein's a GONER. He'll be hanged by Sunday 12/31
- Ice shelf that is 11,000 football fields large snaps off the Canadian Arctic
- Woman goes to jail for raping man
- UK new law: sex with drunken women is rape
- Woman charged with castration
- 67-year-old woman gives birth to twins....*sigh*
- Thirsty German sells beagle to buy beer
- Hip-hop car stunt claims at least 2 lives
- Best Buy manager tries to arrest customer for returning defective CD
- What sucks about General Motors? The cars
- Possible merger coming between Satellite Radio's Sirius and XM
- NYC rings in the new year with 14 shootings,1 death and a beating
- Fat woman stuck in cave. Traps 23 others
- FAA blames UFO report Chicago airport on weird weather (liars!)
- Cheers greet police indicted in New Orleans bridge shootings
- Some Japanese women punching their men
- Guy told to dance like wacko jacko during job interview
- Man saves life of teenager on subway tracks by using himself as a shield
- RCMP disgraces itself again -- locks up woman nude for two days
- ExxonMobil allegedly paid ideological groups to mislead public about global warming
- Hurricane Katrina: Screw the people! Save the embryos!!!
- NORAD looking for Russian rocket carrying French payload in Wyoming
- Special needs girl charged with... peeing herself?
- Parents of disabled child deliberately stunted growth to keep her "manageable" size
- Bank issues credit card to cat
- Why do men spend so much time at their jobs?
- 2007 may be the warmest year on record
- Seizure of 114 frozen cats prompts lawsuit
- Once again Madames fry while Johns go scot-free
- Two NYC men save falling toddler
- Toys 'R' Us baby contest sparks fuss
- Mother of rapist blames the victim for rape
- Bra slows bullet fired into air in Florida
- Global Warming causing lost jobs - Ontario ski resort lays off 1,300!
- California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for universal health coverage
- Killer bees found in New Orleans, Louisiana
- Southern Californian Pizza Chain To Accept Mexican Currency!
- CIA prevents Valerie Plame from publishing book
- Students Kicked Off School Bus for Speaking English
- 9/10 men unsatisfied with their looks
- Funeral for Canadian filmmaker murdered in New Orleans
- Hallelujah! State Farm loses key Katrina case!
- U.S. warns about Canadian spy coins
- Oregon man reunited with his tubby tabby
- Moron sues condom company for triplets
- Idaho Governor plans hunt of all but 100 of state's gray wolves
- Two kidnapped boys found, one had been missing for four years
- Man serves meatballs cooked in his own fat
- Hero dog shot defending owner from mugger
- Damned hippies' ecofuel causing starvation in Mexico
- Jennifer Wilbank (runaway bride) settles lawsuit squabbling over book deal with ex
- Scientists find extraterrestrial genes in human DNA
- Biological mom charged with stealing twin babies
- First 'Uterus transplant' planned in the US....
- Woman dies after being in water drinking contest (hope they get sued)
- Worlds first 'test tube baby' gives birth
- Holland erects (snicker) prostitute statue
- Mother "misplaces" baby
- Doomsday clock moved to 5 mins before midnight..
- Earthshattering study proves that teens are growing materialistic!
- Anger grows over penis-removing doctor
- Study shows that video games are good for you
- Criminal defense lawyer found naked with 14 year old in courthouse
- British woman orders "off-the-shelf" designer baby
- Family seeks pardon for last convicted witch
- 9-year-old runaway sneaks onto 2 flights
- 2 men freed in L.A. girl's killing
- Forbes' top 20 richest women in entertainment-Oprah leads with $1,500 million
- Cigarette makers have increased nicotine levels in their product to keep you hooked
- Hacker stole Winners/Homesense customer information
- Atty General Alberto Gonzales slammed for Maher Arar deportation to Syria
- Brain "bottleneck" is why cell phones and driving don't mix
- Writer Art Buchwald dead at 81
- Satellite map details a 300 mile logging scar in the Brazilian rain forest
- Live in California? Well, a 'No Spank' bill is on its way!
- Woman jailed for injecting oil into clients' buttocks
- Police raid homeless "tent-city" (St. Petersburg, FL)
- MIT claims it has created "Spider Man" fabrics
- 29-year-old sex offender tries to enroll in school as a 12 year old
- Iran legalizes prostitution with "Temporary Marriages" of one hour
- World's oldest woman dies in Canada
- Grave of woman who inspiried DaVinci's "Mona Lisa" found!
- The cruise industry's dark waters
- Beware of the fungi!
- Robert "Willie" Pickton trial underway
- Unknown band '7 Seconds of Love' wins settlement from Coca-Cola
- Girl kicked off flight after tantrum
- Family sues over son being put in a 'body sock' as punishment
- DA Mike Nifong charged with withholding evidence in Duke lacrosse case
- Diver tells of shark escape
- Holed-up tax protester, wife convicted
- Ex-deputy arrested in 1964 race case
- Jealous girlfriend kills rival by rigging parachute
- The Strokes' tour bus helps end car chase in Texas
- Please help a 7 year old boy with leukemia set a world record!
- Muslim cabbies in US refusing passengers transporting booze
- CDC adviser arrested for urinal incident
- Working sick costly for business!
- High school girls charged with murder conspiracy after list found with 300 names
- Senator wants government to approve movie scripts
- Woman Saves Husband From Mountain Lion Attack
- Jonesboro school killer enters plea to drug, gun charges
- 67 year old woman lied to get IVF
- 12-year-old boy has sex change operation
- Save your pennies! They might soon be worth a nickel!
- Bullied and depressed cat put on Prozac
- Rape victim jailed two days, denied counselling & emergency contraception
- Joint Ocean Commission Initiative upgrades ocean's status to C-
- SF man gets three years for pimping developmentally disabled woman
- Mother smothers baby protecting him from rats
- Outrage follows California smoking ban
- Mother gives birth in a van
- Police arrest woman having a miscarriage
- Propoganda at it's worst: Toxic balloon "bombs" hospitalize 8 in Lebanon
- Last week scientists cured cancer...but no one cared
- How the Moon rules your life
- Boston police shuts down I-93 over 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' ad campaign
- Woman gives birth & loses limbs
- Exxon posts biggest annual profit ever
- Big baby causes sensation in Cancun
- Rush Limbaugh nominated for Nobel Peace prize
- U.N. says there's no stopping global warming
- Punxsutawney Phil sees no shadow; predicts early spring
- Forget climate change and war: Hookers are the real threat
- 4-yr-old kicked out of pre-school for pink hair
- Dutch gym to introduce 'Naked Sunday'
- Woman dies after home birth, because her beliefs didn't entail medical help
- Arrest in fatal elevator fall at NY club
- Drag queen does act in blackface; scandal ensues
- Apparently Iran has discovered a cure for AIDS
- Latest thing to be outsourced to India: wombs
- San Francisco's mayor Newsom seeks counseling for alcohol abuse
- Dad accused of using stun gun on baby
- Rev. Ted Haggard now "completely heterosexual"
- Sharks bite and ram boat until it sinks
- Love triangle involving three astronauts lead to attempted murder charge
- Snickers ad pulled after complaints
- Mexican seeks world chili-eating record
- Two 16 year old girls charged in brutal gay bashing
- Prince's Superbowl half-time show was too sexy?
- Parents sue school over "homosexual brainwashing" of child
- NYC cabbie returns bag of diamond rings after .30 cent tip
- Police: Dad left toddler outside to freeze to death
- New CDC report: about 1 in 150 have autism
- Police Officers to Face Murder Charges in Fatal Shooting of Elderly Woman
- Prehistoric lovers found locked in eternal embrace
- Say it ain't so: Karla Holmoka's a mom
- 10 year old charged with felony for something he didn't do
- People need to get a life, take 17628762: Vagina Monologues renamed
- Nobel prizewinner, author attacked at S.F. hotel
- National Center for Missing Kids cans Bill O'Reilly as speaker
- Best Buy has two websites with different pricing!
- Optician goes insane and attacks old man
- Skydiving miracle: Man falls two miles
- Men's Fitness names fattest and fittest American cities
- Study: Napping might help your heart
- Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson offers $25m reward to save Earth
- NYPD officer heard Building 7 bombs during 9/11 attack
- 146 inches and counting....I live near there. It's insane.
- Amazing enhanced human perception abilities are emerging, say researchers
- Cancer patient wins 1 million dollar lottery
- N.Y. teen accused of drumstick sodomy
- Men Who Lose Nuts Go Nuts!
- Woman ties up lover, drinks his blood, chases him with pickaxe
- Ancient coin shows Cleopatra was no beauty
- Pizza collar-bomb case solved, official says
- Vodka-fueled man catches shark barehanded
- Man's body found in front of TV year after death
- Parents convicted of killing son, 8
- Man sues IBM for $5M over chat room firing
- ‘McMissile’ moment lands mother in jail
- CNN: Grrrrr - 3rd set of lost/fallen climbers on Mt. Hood this winter
- Brothers die when their cars crash into each other
- Teeny tiny 280g baby almost well enough to go home
- H.I.V. positive Tommy Morrison approved for boxing return
- Who says murder isn't funny?
- Jesus costume ban lands school in lawsuit
- What Color Is Pi? Ask a Savant Who Memorized It to 22,514th Place
- "Cheese" - Tylenol PM and heroin, the new teenage drug??
- Four are killed in 24 hours in New Orleans
- Lawmaker comes down on plastic gonads
- U.S. senior tourists break mugger’s neck (killing him) in Costa Rica
- Printing gaffe leads to billion-dollar utility bills for 1,300 Texas customers
- Police: Mom beats child in front of teacher, slams her son's head into a brick wall.
- 5-year-old girl trampled to death at rodeo
- L.A. hospital dumps paraplegic man on skid row, he crawls in gutter
- Police: Washington man has stolen over 300 vehicles!
- Young woman nearly dragged to her death
- Rats invade NYC restaurant (KFC)
- Sorority evictions raise issue of looks and bias
- Barack Obama would not be first black president
- V.P. Dick Cheney unhurt in blast outside Afghan base
- Mother may lose custody of obese boy
- UCI study: lower crime rate among immigrants
- Mother coached kids to fake retardation for cash
- Boy dies from toothache
- Man tries to cash check from God
- How not to be taken while buying a car
- Man blames burrito for paralysis
- Tornados rip through Alabama; at least 9 people confirmed dead
- Lawsuit hinges on whether `That's so gay' is an anti-gay putdown
- And you thought all the deviants lived in Arkansas
- Obese woman has unexpected baby. Ew.
- Fat toddlers risk early puberty
- Grand Canyon Skywalk set to open in 15 days!!!
- Moose takes out helicopter
- Police seize video of teens persuading two toddlers to smoke pot
- Father, daughter die in suspicious plane crash
- Earthquake in Indonesia! 70 dead, toll expected to rise.
- Superfat woman gets stomach stapled, dies of heart attack
- PETA whines to Al Gore about polluting meat-eaters
- Woman sues after failed abortion
- Walgreens sued by gov't for bias against blacks
- Sixth graders caught having sex in shop class!
- You can't travel back in time, scientists say
- Woman wakes after 6 years in coma, slips back into vegetative state again
- Man suffers 2nd degree burns on genitals copying "Jackass" stunt
- Costly Red Campaign Reaps Meager $18 Million
- Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich acknowledges affair during Clinton impeachment
- Battery up kid's nose leads to a lawsuit
- Attack on NYC woman, 101, caught on tape
- 15 years old, and 25 stone (350 lbs)
- Baby snatched in Lubbock, TX hospital
- Texas "mom" charged with killing her kids
- Conn. man aims to dispel ski mask fear
- Gay fairy tales for primary school children
- Iraqi traveler with butt device faces deportation