- Psycho cat gets court-ordered home detention
- 11 Cousins Have Stomachs Removed
- Rape suspect requests trial delay to marry the victim
- Hacker gains access to NASA, discovers UFOs, free energy, and anti-gravity
- San Francisco To Offer Residents Universal Health Insurance
- San Andreas fault near L.A. ready to explode
- Wino screws puppy, gets arrested.
- CEOs get 262 times pay than average workers
- Terror plot targeted Chicago's Sears Tower
- HIV Drugs Have Given Americans 3 Million Years of Life
- "Coffee Breaks" help your memory!
- BumpTop 3D - The Future Of Your Computer Desktop
- Tsunami relief workers shocked (by NOLA recovery)
- Greenland Ice-sheet melting
- America to hit 300 million, milestone baby likely Hispanic
- Americans' circle of close friends shrinking
- Billionaire Warren Buffet to give away billions to Gate's foundation
- Kickbox Lee Murray in heist quiz
- Gaza Strip is locked down by land and sea, on PM Olmert's order - DEBKA
- Chemical warfare if Israel invades Gaza - By Aaron Klein - WorldNetDaily.com
- Seriously for a second.
- Pedophile Stings Nets Disneyworld & Universal Employees
- Rush Limbaugh is a big fat hardon
- Israel steps up. reprinted from AP report
- Railway killer executed (wow that was quick)
- Being Gay May Be Nature, Not Nurture
- Alabama "Unborn Child Law" To Take Effect
- 100 lb woman wins biscuit eating contest
- Man calls 911 after being cut in half
- Air conditioning makes you fat, you big fat fatty fat fat
- Bionic limbs now a reality
- Kiddie pageant winner flips off audience, loses crown
- Atlantic City Casinos to shut down
- New Orleans-still shocking visitors
- Man burns child alive to get back at girlfriend
- Kenny-boy Lay (Enron) dies.
- Crazed cannibal eats pensioner's face, thumb..
- Rush Limbaugh will not be charged over Viagra
- Lady Liberty trades her torch for a crucifix
- Power saw wielding maniac slices and dices in NYC subway
- Russian Prez Putin kissed boy 'like a kitten'
- 'Breast ironing' to stunt girls' growth widespread
- Woman fondled by giant frog
- Cleanup on aisle 9 - Woman gives birth at Wal Mart
- 9-year-old girl gives birth in Brazil, pregnancy youngest on record
- Shoe Clearance Sale Results In Gun Shot Customer
- Boy Abandoned At Taste of Chicago Festival
- Wal Mart: Home of child molesting employees
- Chinese gov. harvesting bodyparts from executed Falun gong
- The World's First Test-Tube Baby Louise Brown Is Pregnant
- Albert Einstein was a ladies' man
- Britain's oldest mom at age 62
- Ahoy Mateys
- Rollercoaster Accident at King's Island
- 1 corpse stuffed in box, 110 diseased cats, and 2 suspects on the lam
- Bird with 2 foot arrow through its body eludes capture
- Teen gets 45 years for burning/dismembering classmate
- Convicted killer executed
- Mumbai bombing death toll rises to 179, 661 wounded
- Auschwitz death camp to get a makeover
- Clowns attack Seattle park goers...
- Mothers prefer smell of their own baby's crap
- Community Proposes Banning 'Sexual Predators'
- Woman pulls into a carwash; gets washed to death.
- Chevron Buys 122 Gas Stations in California - I hate Chevron!
- Citgo to stop selling gas to US stations
- Wal Mart forces employees to search for bomb after threat
- Princess Diana's New "Revealing" Photos
- Beer Baron Peter Coors Loses License For DUI Arrest
- More UK Teens Choosing Pregnancy As "Career"
- US Roads Owned By Other Countries
- Girl Becomes Diamond After Her Death
- Report: Women misled on abortion risks
- Woman finds 20 snakes in her car
- Mother Leaves Her Child In Dumpster!
- U.N.: 14,000 Iraqis killed in 2006
- Scott Peterson's House Brings New Owner Bad Luck
- Woman breeds dog/wolf hybrids; gets eaten.
- Controversial project pays to stop drug babies
- Alabama Elects First Openly Homosexual Legislator
- Pit Bulls kill kid; Mom now on trial
- Man charged after hitting wife in eye with carrot.
- Worst kid of the year award: Daughter sues parents for fall on icy driveway
- Feeding the homeless to be outlawed in Vegas.
- Extortion scam turns online sexual predators into prey
- Cop Caught Moonlighting As Prostitute-And Is Not Fired!
- New Mexico mayor arrested for exposing himself to kids
- Amazon.com pimps/sells seriously bizarre magazines.
- Father saves son trapped underwater by mouth to mouth breathing
- State forces teen to take traditional cancer treatments.
- Husband being a slob? Treat him like a trained seal.
- Unique bottle of tequila sold for $225,000
- Man hit with bill in lover's suicide
- Polly Klass Killer
- Controversy over photographer who steals lollipops away from toddlers to elicit tears
- Sir Ian McKellan made honorary Lt. Colonel in Georgia National Guard
- Andrea Yates: Not guilty by reason of insanity
- Nazi Holocaust archives to be released
- Cancer caused by education? 7/27/06
- Michael Jordan's ex-mistress loses case against him
- Cindy Sheehan bought land in Crawford,TX
- Exxon/Mobil profit tops $10 billion
- Senator's 81 yr old dad caught having sex in car
- Children's Train Derails At Petting Zoo
- Mother who says parenting 'bores her rigid' angers alot, ALOT of people.
- Muscular Dystrophy reversed in lab mice
- Proposal would allow Plan B sale to women over 18 without prescription
- WTF? "Aborted" fetus to be flown over Cleveland
- 1 gulp of seawater can contain 20,000 types of bacteria
- Journalist Jailed For Not Turning Over Footage
- Hurricane for Florida/Gulf Coast?
- "Hungry Ghost" month deals double blow to Asian business
- Girl Scout leader charged with stealing cookie money.
- Indian doctors offering to amputate limbs of beggars to increase their earning power
- FLA. man sentenced for having 13 yr old sex slave
- Mother sentenced for cutting son's tongue
- Bush calls Sam Donaldson a 'has-been.'
- Woman pours boiling oil on her husband.
- Pedophile claims molesting disabled boys is a religious civil right
- Beautiful people have more daughters. Yet another useless study.
- 14-foot swordfish leaps across boat, impales sport fisherman
- Breast Feeding Magazine Cover Offends People
- Can't Afford Designer Handbags? Try A Rental
- Man Accused Of Raping Toddler, Attacked In Jail
- Man Accused Of Raping, Impregnating 12-Year-Old Relative
- Japan produces electricity with train station ticket gates!
- California Teacher Molests over 100 Students
- Generous Slot Machine Gives Away Cash!!!
- Panty thief in Oregon faces 11+ years in jail
- The USA: Lonely Nation
- Katrina-affected poor to get screwed again!
- Man goes to court-for growing sunflowers!
- Woman sits on glue covered public toilet seat-gets stuck and burned!
- Fetus dies as result of domestic dispute, boyfriend charged with manslaughter!
- 15 States Expand Right to Shoot in Self-Defense
- Oregon family owes thousands of dollars after illegally downloading songs
- 'Anger bar' lets patrons beat up staff
- Girl Scouts get bitten by vampire bats at 'camp rabies'
- Texas school district bans cleavage
- Doctored News
- Nine Die While Fleeing Arizona Border Patrol
- Teen caught speeding 129 mph claims he was 'looking for wallet'
- Death Penalty May Become Obsolete Soon
- Homosexuals are apparently unfit sperm donors
- Lawyer too drunk to defend client in court
- More Idiot news from Oregon: Man causes car crash and power outage by retrieving a CD
- Overdue group of deaf and mute teens found safe in woods
- Reuters has "zero tolerance" for rogue journalists
- Next Al-Quaida crew in town?
- Eewwwwww: Bedbugs make a comeback in the US
- Katrina traumatised photographer begs cops to shoot him
- "Dead Zone" Reappears Off the Oregon Coast (spoooky!)
- US tourist runs naked, bites people while high on shrooms in Swiss town
- Court rules against man in child-porn at work case
- Biological dad fighting to get back adopted son
- Plot to blow up flights from UK to US found - terror threat 'critical'
- Minister and his wife busted for buying and watching child porn!!!
- UK teens almost totally ignorant of condom use
- Bad spelling/grammar alienates employers (assuming they can spell)
- Guard dog's teddy bear rampage destroys Elvis bear
- Air fresheners destroy your lungs and kill you
- Attack Squirrel Killed
- Mom sells daughter to boyfriend in order to keep him
- Corporate suits take a leave of absence as dress codes become more relaxed.
- Best Son in the world: Teen arrested after mom found in freezer
- Los Angeles: Our Money is Worth More than Chicago's
- Nobel prize winner Guenter Grass admits to having served for Nazi Germany
- Robotic carts coming to a grocery store near you
- A return to the scary past: Prisoners to be used in drug trials?
- Couple strapped for cash are asking businesses for free stuff for their wedding
- Driver Gets 70 Speeding Tickets in 5 Months
- 13 year old cadet dies at "Christian boot camp"
- Women's sex drive plummets after finding secure mate
- Babies are today's status symbol
- Man reaches through window, touches sleeping woman
- Moreno Valley security guard found shot to death
- Woman Gives Birth In Partially Submerged Car Wreck
- Online Orangutan Dating!
- Too Many Fatties
- Fatty flips out, runs over people for cutting in line at McDonalds
- Someone actually tries to eat a baby
- Mystery 9/11 rescuer finally steps forward!
- Judge: Katrina storm surge not covered
- British Airways loses 10,000 bags
- Arrest Made In JonBenet Ramsey Case
- Current events dwarfed by pop culture...
- Fat Ohio Chicks Rob Man
- R.I.P Elvis
- Mutant hybrid 'Rottweiler killer' found dead in Maine
- Speeding Hill-Jumping Ohio Teen Sentenced for crashing into house, killing dog.
- Ohio Teens To Serve Time-After Football!
- Former Walmart Worker Charge in Bomb Threats
- Anti Gay Cincinnati Group Gives Up Bid To Put Gay Rights Issue On Ballot
- Suspect says JonBenet Ramsey death 'an accident'
- Judge rules warrantless wiretapping unconstitutional; orders program stopped!!
- DA in Boulder C.O.: Easy does it on suspect
- Woman pees on floor of airplane
- Bomb Residue Liquid Found At Airport....
- Australia was formed by 3 continents that collided
- Infants becoming overweight as well
- Man with 10 year erection wins $400 000
- OMG! Ohio man addicted to drinking little boy's urine!
- Woman cuddles dead pig for 4 hours; calls it art
- Al Sharpton says 'gangsterism' hurts blacks: blames Hollywood, media, anybody else
- Woman claws her way to world record
- Juarez serial killer suspect arrested
- Jon Benet Suspects Heads to US in Style
- Man falls into vat of chocolate
- Americans not taking enough holidays
- Ohio Pervs Force Park To Close.
- 'Armor of God' kids PJ's keep them safe from Satan
- Sick Internet Trend - Half Naked Kids
- Psycho killer Raccoons murder pets and terrorize town
- 29-year-old virgin looking to lose her cherry before age 30
- Muslims thrown off plane after fearful passenger mutiny
- Fraud alert! Religious Right tricking people into signing anti-gay petitions
- Aztecs butchered and ate Spanish invaders
- Hitler themed restaurant opens in Mumbai; Jews ticked off
- Kidnapped girl free after eight-years of captivity
- Kids can report suspected sex offenders to the police on MSN Messenger with one click
- What constitutes a national news story?
- FDA: Morning After Pill OK For 18 And Older (say "HELLO" to more teen pregnancies!!)
- Black kids told to give up bus seats to white kids
- Boy meows at granny; granny calls cops
- Gay marriage goes forward in South Africa
- Pluto Gets The Boot
- Congratulations Milwaukee! You're America's 'Drunkest' City!
- Accidental mother finds no joy in being a parent
- Accidental mother finds no joy in being a parent
- Accidental mother finds no joy in being a parent
- More idiocy: making playgrounds really, REALLY safe.
- Penis pump or bomb?
- More bad Ohio News!
- Hurricane Ernesto?
- Woman Kicked out of Mall for Outfit
- 12 year old biracial boy kicked out of church
- 128 students suspended for violating dress code.
- John Mark Karr's DNA does NOT match in Ramsey case. DA to drop charges!
- Canadian university mocks Bush in recruitment campaign
- US Economy: Bad News
- Yet Another Ohio Child Horror Story
- Saddam Hussein forced to watch himself in the South Park movie :P
- Woman crashes when teaching dog to drive
- Clown dies in freak exploding balloon accident
- Hitler and Stalin were posessed by Satan, cuz the Vatican says so
- We're fat and getting fatter!
- Naked Tickler Still On The Loose In Florida
- Florida poll worker fired for simply voicing her opinion while casting vote
- Americans without health benefits: A record for 2005
- Canadian University controversy: They mock Bush to attract students